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And Yet Despite the Look on My Face You're Still Talking — Sarcastic Tee

And Yet Despite the Look on My Face You're Still Talking — Sarcastic Tee

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Color: Dark Chocolate
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Product Description:

This “And Yet, Despite the Look on My Face, You’re Still Talking” t-shirt is the perfect uniform for people who are done with small talk. The design features elegant white serif lettering stacked neatly on the front, giving the rude-but-true quote a classy, almost formal vibe. The high-contrast text on a dark tee makes the message easy to read from across the room, whether you are at the office, in class, or stuck at a long family gathering.

Ideal for introverts, burnt-out employees, customer service warriors, and anyone with a legendary resting face, this tee turns your inner monologue into a stylish statement. It works great as an everyday sarcasm shirt, casual Friday outfit, or conversation-ending top for meetings, conferences, and errand days. The comfortable unisex fit pairs easily with jeans, leggings, or joggers and layers well under cardigans, flannels, or blazers for a more dressed-up look.

This design also makes a funny and relatable gift for coworkers, friends, siblings, or partners who are always being talked at instead of talked with. Surprise them on birthdays, work anniversaries, Secret Santa, or as a joke gift for team members who love dark humor and honest statements. If your patience is low but your sarcasm is high, this shirt will do the talking for you.

Product Features:

Product Features

  • 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
  • Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
  • Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
  • High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
  • Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

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HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
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Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Product Information

  • Model: Gildan 5000
  • 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
  • Country of origin: Nicaragua
  • Intended for adults

Care & Safety Notes

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Size Guide:

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Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.

Unitinches T-Shirt 8 sizes
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Widthacross the chest, flat 18.0 20.0 22.0 24.0 26.0 28.0 30.0 32.0
Lengthshoulder to hem 28.0 29.0 30.0 31.0 32.0 33.0 34.0 35.0
Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end 15.1 16.5 18.0 19.5 21.0 22.4 23.7 25.0
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