Angry Goose T‑Shirt – “Peace Was Never An Option” Funny Chaotic Goose Meme Tee
Angry Goose T‑Shirt – “Peace Was Never An Option” Funny Chaotic Goose Meme Tee
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Product Description:
Unleash pure chaos energy with this “Peace Was Never An Option” goose t‑shirt. A smug white goose stands front and center wearing a thorny black crown, framed by bold collegiate lettering above and below that spells out the now‑iconic phrase. The clean illustration and limited color palette make the design pop on every shirt color while keeping all the attention on this tiny feathered menace.
Perfect for fans of unhinged geese, internet memes, and chaotic neutral vibes, this tee says exactly what you’re thinking when someone tests your patience. Wear it to game night, campus, festivals, or anywhere you want people to know you did not come in peace.
- Iconic design: White goose with a black crown under bold text “Peace Was Never An Option.”
- Everyday comfort: Soft unisex tee that works for casual outfits, layering, or lounge wear.
- Clean, bold print: High‑contrast line art that stays crisp wash after wash on all color options.
- Perfect gift: Great for meme lovers, goose fans, gamers, and anyone with a slightly unhinged sense of humor.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
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Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
