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Coffee First People Later – Funny Coffee Lover Bucket Hat

Coffee First People Later – Funny Coffee Lover Bucket Hat

Regular price $22.95 USD
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Product Description:

Caffeine first, humanity second. This “Coffee First, People Later” bucket hat is made for every coffee-dependent soul who needs a warning label before speaking to anyone.

The minimalist bold typography delivers the perfect sarcastic message — ideal for introverts, caffeine addicts, morning zombies, and anyone whose social battery doesn’t activate until the second cup.

Wear it to work, errands, brunch, or anywhere you need people to manage their expectations. It’s the ultimate mood hat for coffee lovers who prefer latte over small talk.

Perfect for:

  • Coffee lovers & caffeine addicts
  • Introverts avoiding human interaction
  • Humor & sarcastic aesthetic outfits
  • Daily mood + relatable energy

Another witty essential from TEEZOCA, crafted for those who need caffeine before conversation.

Product Features:

Product Features

  • 100% polyester construction for strength and easy-care
  • Choose between two stitching color options for subtle contrast
  • Available in three sizes to help achieve a better fit
  • Decorative stitching on top and brim for added texture
  • Sewn-in label and made in USA for quality assurance

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Dry flat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Dry-clean

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

EU Representative

HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Product Information

  • Generic brand
  • 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care & Safety Notes

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Dry flat
  • Iron
  • steam or dry: low heat
  • Dry-clean

Size Guide:

Small Medium Large
Crown height, in 3.35 3.35 3.35
Brim width, in 2.17 2.17 2.17
Head circumference, in 19.69 21.02 24.72
Outer brim circumference, in 30.91 33.19 35.24
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