Cousins Don't Let Cousins Do Stupid Things Alone Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic Cousin Tee for Boys and Girls
Cousins Don't Let Cousins Do Stupid Things Alone Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic Cousin Tee for Boys and Girls
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Product Description:
This hilarious sarcastic design features the bold text "COUSINS DON'T LET COUSINS DO STUPID THINGS (ALONE)" in a stacked typographic layout, with the punchline word "ALONE" in striking red for maximum impact on a dark cousins graphic tee. It's the perfect funny cousin shirt that captures the spirit of cousins sticking together through every adventure — and misadventure. This novelty cousins t-shirt is as relatable as it is wearable, making it a standout sarcastic graphic tee for the cousin crew.
Perfect for:
- Cousins and tweens who share a legendary bond with their cousins — boys and girls
- Family reunions, holiday gatherings, cousin hangouts, and casual everyday wear
- A hilarious gift for cousin from aunt, uncle, parents, or grandparents
- Matching cousin group sets that tell the whole story in one shirt
Why you'll love it:
- A guaranteed conversation starter that gets a laugh every single time it's worn
- The bold typographic statement shirt design is bold, clean, and instantly readable
- A unique and funny gift idea that feels perfectly tailored to the cousin relationship
- Comfortable enough as an everyday graphic tee while still being totally unforgettable
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
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Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
