Cuz Definition Like a Brother Only Cooler Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic Cousin Tee for Boys
Cuz Definition Like a Brother Only Cooler Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic Cousin Tee for Boys
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Product Description:
This clever dictionary-style design defines "CUZ" as "[Kuhz] – noun, informal abbreviation for cousin. Like a brother, only cooler. See also: Brother from another mother" — laid out in clean typographic text on a dark cousins graphic tee. It's the perfect funny cousin shirt for boys that brings the humor of a dictionary entry to the ultimate cousin compliment. This novelty cousins t-shirt is witty, relatable, and gives off a cool, understated vibe that older cousins and tweens will genuinely appreciate.
Perfect for:
- Boys who have that one cousin who's basically a best friend and brother rolled into one
- Family reunions, holiday gatherings, casual hangouts, and everyday school wear
- A hilarious and unique gift for cousin from aunt, uncle, or parents
- Matching cousin sets or standalone statement tees for the coolest cuz in the family
Why you'll love it:
- A witty conversation starter shirt with a punchline that lands every time it's read
- The clean dictionary-style statement shirt design is understated yet brilliantly funny
- A unique gift idea that feels fresh, clever, and completely different from typical cousins apparel
- Easy to style and comfortable as an everyday graphic tee that shows off a great sense of humor
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
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Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
