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Dad Tax Making Sure It’s Not Poison Funny Skeleton Retro T‑Shirt Father's Day Snack Stealing Tee

Dad Tax Making Sure It’s Not Poison Funny Skeleton Retro T‑Shirt Father's Day Snack Stealing Tee

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Product Description:

For every dad who’s “testing” the fries—a classic retro dad joke delivered by a skeleton with bold sunset stripes, snacking on hot fries under confident white text: “Dad Tax: Making Sure It’s Not Poison.” The bright multicolor graphic, distressed for vintage appeal, pops on black, green, blue, maroon, brown, purple, and heather tees—ready for Father’s Day parties, grilling, or any time dad’s on the prowl for snacks. This shirt’s instant classic for dad enthusiasts, snack thieves, jokester fathers, or kids shopping for the world’s greatest dad joke.​​

Retro bullseye colors, skeleton/fry graphic, and playful “dad tax” text universally relatable for families and snack guardians everywhere.​​

Top pick for Father’s Day, birthday, Christmas, family cookouts, new dads, expecting dads, grandpas, and father-daughter/son matching.​​

Available in multiple bold or classic colorways—choose dad’s favorite for an extra-personal gift.​​

Ultra-comfy fabric, photo-ready for family gatherings, vacations, everyday “dad duty,” or viral snack-sharing moments.

Product Features:

Product Features

  • 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
  • Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
  • Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
  • High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
  • Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

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HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Product Information

  • Model: Gildan 5000
  • 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
  • Country of origin: Nicaragua
  • Intended for adults

Care & Safety Notes

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

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