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Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison Skeleton Retro Crewneck Funny Father's Day Long Sleeve Tee

Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison Skeleton Retro Crewneck Funny Father's Day Long Sleeve Tee

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Product Description:

Every dad deserves a reward for their hard work, and “Dad Tax: Making Sure It’s Not Poison” celebrates that universal moment—snagging fries with a wink and a laugh. Featuring a grinning skeleton, retro rainbow stripes, and a cartoon fry box, this cozy long sleeve/crewneck brings vintage dad joke energy to any season.​​

Bright, photo‑ready retro sunset palette pops on classic black, maroon, brown, green, navy, purple, red, and heather colorways

Warm and comfy for chilly days, cookouts, the couch, or sneaky midnight snack raids!

Gift‑ready for Father's Day, birthdays, holidays, new/expecting dads, stepdads, grandpas, or anyone who rules the "dad tax"

Product Features:

Product Features

  • Medium-weight 100% cotton for a thicker, vintage-inspired feel (fiber blend varies by color)
  • Tubular knit body (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
  • Ribbed knit collar with reinforced seam for long-lasting shape retention
  • Twill-reinforced shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
  • Classic fit with sewn-in label
  • Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry on medium heat
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

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HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Product Information

  • Model: Gildan 2400
  • 2-year warranty in EU & Northern Ireland (Directive 1999/44/EC)
  • Intended for adults

Care & Safety Notes

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

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