Don’t Count Your Chickens They’re Plotting Unisex T-shirt
Don’t Count Your Chickens They’re Plotting Unisex T-shirt
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Product Description:
Sharp humor meets bold attitude in the “Don’t Count Your Chickens They’re Plotting” graphic. The distressed typography and high-contrast lettering give it that raw, street-ready energy that instantly grabs attention. It takes a classic saying and flips it into something darker, smarter, and unexpectedly funny. Subtle chaos. Maximum personality.
This Unisex T-shirt is for those who don’t trust the obvious, who read between the lines, and who appreciate humor with an edge. It’s playful but clever. It feels like an inside joke for overthinkers, strategists, and anyone who’s learned not to get too comfortable too soon. Confident, sarcastic, and unapologetically aware.
Pair it with ripped jeans and sneakers for a relaxed weekend vibe, layer it under a flannel for that effortless cool look, or rock it with joggers for casual everyday energy. This Unisex T-shirt blends humor and style into one clean statement piece that keeps your outfit interesting without trying too hard.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
