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Due To Unfortunate Circumstances I Am Awake T-Shirt – Funny Back Print Sarcastic Tee

Due To Unfortunate Circumstances I Am Awake T-Shirt – Funny Back Print Sarcastic Tee

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Product Description:

This funny back print tee features the blunt, relatable phrase "Due To Unfortunate Circumstances, I Am Awake" in bold black block lettering on a clean white background. The straightforward, text-focused design delivers instant humor for anyone who is not a morning person, making it the perfect funny statement shirt for tired, sarcastic personalities. It captures that universal feeling of being awake against your will with sharp, dry wit.

This shirt works great as a casual everyday tee, a humorous gift for night owls and non-morning people, or a bold back-graphic piece for work, school, or lazy weekends. The clean black-on-white design keeps the focus entirely on the message, giving it a versatile, easy-to-style look that pairs well with jeans, joggers, or leggings. It is an ideal pick for anyone who wants to make people laugh before their first cup of coffee.

Why you'll love it: the phrase is instantly relatable to anyone who struggles with mornings, and the bold back placement ensures maximum readability from a distance. The clean typography and lightweight fabric make it comfortable for all-day wear while delivering constant comedic value.

Not A Morning Person Shirt: A hilarious way to explain why you're awake at all.

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Sarcastic Sleep Humor Shirt: Great for gifting to night owls and reluctant early risers.

 

Product Features:

Product Features

  • 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
  • Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
  • Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
  • High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
  • Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

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HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Product Information

  • Model: Gildan 5000
  • 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
  • Country of origin: Nicaragua
  • Intended for adults

Care & Safety Notes

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Size Guide:

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Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.

Unitinches T-Shirt 8 sizes
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Widthacross the chest, flat 18.0 20.0 22.0 24.0 26.0 28.0 30.0 32.0
Lengthshoulder to hem 28.0 29.0 30.0 31.0 32.0 33.0 34.0 35.0
Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end 15.1 16.5 18.0 19.5 21.0 22.4 23.7 25.0
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