Everything Will Kill You Choose Something Fun Unisex T-shirt Funny Skull
Everything Will Kill You Choose Something Fun Unisex T-shirt Funny Skull
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Product Description:
Dark humor meets bold attitude in a design that doesn’t hold back. Featuring a grinning skeleton behind the wheel with the statement “Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun,” this graphic hits that perfect balance between edgy, ironic, and undeniably cool. The high-contrast black-and-white artwork gives it a raw, vintage streetwear feel that instantly grabs attention.
This tee is for those who see life with a sharp sense of humor and aren’t afraid to embrace the chaos. It’s a reminder to stop overthinking and enjoy the ride—literally. Whether you’re into sarcastic quotes, alternative aesthetics, or just love standing out with something bold and thought-provoking, this piece delivers personality without trying too hard.
Style it with distressed jeans, layered under a jacket, or paired with your everyday casual fit for that effortlessly rebellious look. It also makes a perfect gift for friends who appreciate dark humor, edgy fashion, or that “say it how it is” energy. Wear it, own it, and let your outfit do the talking.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
