• Maroon t-shirt mockup with skeleton chair red circle “Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony” design, front print.
  • White t-shirt mockup with “Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony” skeleton chair and red circle graphic, front print.
  • Black t-shirt mockup with skeleton chair red circle “Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony” design, front print.
  • Green t-shirt mockup with skeleton chair red circle “Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony” design, front print.
  • Navy t-shirt mockup with skeleton chair red circle “Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony” design, front print.
  • Purple t-shirt mockup with skeleton chair red circle “Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony” design, front print.
  • Male model wearing white “Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony” skeleton chair concert quote tee, front view.
  • Female model wearing white “Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony” skeleton chair concert quote tee, front view.
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Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony tee – Skeleton Balcony Concert T‑Shirt

Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony tee – Skeleton Balcony Concert T‑Shirt

$21.99 USD
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Product Description:

Heart says pit, knees say balcony is the ultimate concert quote for anyone who still loves the chaos up front—but now prefers a comfy view with a railing. This version features a detailed skeleton sitting on a balcony chair with a bold red circle backdrop, giving the design a vintage poster feel.​

Perfect for elder emos, aging rockers, festival regulars, and anyone who jokes about “pit days” being over while still showing up for every tour. The high-contrast artwork pops on multiple shirt colors, so it’s easy to style with jeans, hoodies, or a flannel for show night.​

Gift it to a concert buddy, bandmate, or music lover who always chooses balcony seats (and proudly admits it). It’s funny, relatable, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s ever left a show thinking, “That was amazing… and my knees hate me.”​

Product Features:

Product Features

  • 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
  • Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
  • Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
  • High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
  • Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

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Product Information

  • Model: Gildan 5000
  • 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
  • Country of origin: Nicaragua
  • Intended for adults

Care & Safety Notes

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

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