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High Caffeine Low Patience – Funny Mood Bucket Hat

High Caffeine Low Patience – Funny Mood Bucket Hat

Regular price $22.95 USD
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Product Description:

This bold bucket hat features the iconic “High Caffeine, Low Patience” slogan in a clean, high-contrast typography that instantly grabs attention. Designed for coffee lovers, chaotic mornings, and anyone who runs on caffeine more than actual patience, this design blends humor with attitude for the perfect everyday statement piece.

The minimalist text layout makes the message stand out from across the room, giving the hat a strong visual punch without relying on graphics. It’s ideal for fans of sarcastic quotes, relatable humor, and introvert-style fashion. Whether you're heading out for errands, hiding from responsibility, or showing your “don’t talk to me yet” vibe, this hat nails the aesthetic.

Part of the signature humor collection from TEEZOCA, this design pairs perfectly with casual streetwear, cozy outfits, or anything involving caffeine.

Product Features:

Product Features

  • 100% polyester construction for strength and easy-care
  • Choose between two stitching color options for subtle contrast
  • Available in three sizes to help achieve a better fit
  • Decorative stitching on top and brim for added texture
  • Sewn-in label and made in USA for quality assurance

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Dry flat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Dry-clean

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

EU Representative

HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Product Information

  • Generic brand
  • 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care & Safety Notes

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Dry flat
  • Iron
  • steam or dry: low heat
  • Dry-clean

Size Guide:

Small Medium Large
Crown height, in 3.35 3.35 3.35
Brim width, in 2.17 2.17 2.17
Head circumference, in 19.69 21.02 24.72
Outer brim circumference, in 30.91 33.19 35.24
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