Did I Mention I'm Retiring Soon — Funny Retirement Countdown T-Shirt
Did I Mention I'm Retiring Soon — Funny Retirement Countdown T-Shirt
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Product Description:
This “Did I Mention I’m Retiring Soon?” shirt is a fun way to count down the days to freedom from meetings and alarms. The design features bold white lettering framed by rows of stars and banners, creating a high‑impact announcement that is easy to read in photos and across the room. It is ideal for workplace send‑offs, casual Fridays, or any day you want to remind everyone that your last shift is coming.
Made from a soft unisex cotton blend, this funny retirement tee offers a relaxed, true‑to‑size fit that works for most body types. It is available in multiple colors including black, orange, maroon, brown, forest green, dark heather gray, royal blue, navy, and purple, so retirees can match their personality or party theme. The durable print keeps the stars and text crisp through many washes, long after the farewell cake is gone.
This retirement announcement t‑shirt makes a great gift for teachers, nurses, office workers, managers, and anyone getting ready to clock out for good. Pair it with jeans or shorts for a laid‑back party outfit, or layer under a cardigan or jacket for casual office wear in the final weeks. Whether you are celebrating at work, on vacation, or at home, this tee is a playful way to say that retirement is right around the corner.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
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