I Have Selective Hearing You Weren’t Selected Today T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Quote Tee
I Have Selective Hearing You Weren’t Selected Today T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Quote Tee
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Product Description:
This bold graphic tee features the hilarious full phrase “I Have Selective Hearing You Weren’t Selected Today” in large distressed white block lettering, with the sarcastic follow-up “Your Appointment Has Been Declined” printed below in small clean text. The high-contrast black and white layout creates a bold retro-statement look that feels sharp, witty, and instantly funny. It is the perfect funny sarcastic shirt for anyone who loves dry humor, blunt comebacks, and statement-making typography.
This shirt is a great choice for casual everyday wear, funny gift giving, or anyone who wants a bold quote tee with strong personality. The dark background makes the white lettering stand out clearly, giving the design a clean and modern look that works well with jeans, shorts, or joggers. It is ideal for sarcasm lovers, quote shirt collectors, and shoppers looking for a unique humor graphic tee with a confident vibe.
Why you’ll love it: the distressed block lettering adds a bold, edgy feel, while the layered joke keeps the design memorable and highly relatable. It is a comfortable unisex tee that works for lounging, gifting, or making a sharp statement in everyday style.
Selective Hearing Quote Shirt: A blunt and funny way to respond to unwanted noise.
Funny Sarcastic Statement Tee: Bold typography with a dry humor punchline.
Appointment Declined Humor Shirt: Perfect for people who love confident, witty apparel.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
