I Have Selective Hearing You Weren’t Selected Today T-Shirt – Funny Back Print Sarcastic Tee
I Have Selective Hearing You Weren’t Selected Today T-Shirt – Funny Back Print Sarcastic Tee
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Product Description:
This bold back-print tee features the hilarious full phrase “I Have Selective Hearing You Weren’t Selected Today” with the sarcastic follow-up “your appointment has been declined.” Printed in large, high-impact red lettering on the back of the shirt, this design makes a strong statement with dry humor and blunt personality. It is the perfect funny statement tee for anyone who loves sarcastic sayings and eye-catching graphic shirts.
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Because the message is placed on the back, this shirt gets attention as people walk behind you, making it a great conversation starter for casual wear, social events, or relaxed outings. It comes in a comfortable unisex fit and is available in multiple colors, including white, pink, light gray, and heather gray, giving shoppers flexible style options. This tee is ideal for people who enjoy witty humor, bold text, and standout back-print designs.
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Why you’ll love it: the oversized back print is highly readable and visually striking, while the red-on-light-fabric contrast makes the message pop. It is a great gift for sarcastic friends, blunt personalities, or anyone building a novelty graphic tee collection.
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Selective Hearing Back Print Shirt: A funny statement piece with a sharp sarcastic edge.
Appointment Declined Tee: Perfect for dry humor and blunt messaging.
Funny Back Graphic T-Shirt: Designed to stand out from the back and spark conversation.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
