I’m Not a Bird I Don’t Chase Worms Funny Unisex T-shirt
I’m Not a Bird I Don’t Chase Worms Funny Unisex T-shirt
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Product Description:
“I’m Not a Bird, I Don’t Chase Worms” is the ultimate comeback for anyone tired of hustle culture clichés. With bold, distressed typography and strong contrast highlights, this statement hits with humor and confidence. It’s clean, punchy, and impossible to ignore—just like the personality wearing it.
This Unisex T-shirt speaks for the independent thinkers who don’t follow the flock. It’s playful but sharp, sarcastic yet relatable. Whether you’re rejecting early mornings, unnecessary pressure, or just embracing your own pace, this piece delivers attitude without overdoing it. It’s about owning your rhythm and living life on your terms.
Style it with ripped jeans for a bold streetwear look, layer it under a flannel for laid-back energy, or pair it with joggers for relaxed weekend vibes. This Unisex T-shirt blends effortlessly into everyday outfits while making sure your message stays loud and clear.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
