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I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't Don't Touch T-Shirt – Funny Husband Tee Gift

I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't Don't Touch T-Shirt – Funny Husband Tee Gift

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Product Description:

This bold graphic tee features "I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't" above a skull-with-bow warning triangle and an extra "Don't Touch" badge for a loud, humorous punchline. Designed as a funny husband shirt and sarcastic graphic tee, it blends danger-sign styling with marital wit on a classic t-shirt.

Perfect for

  • Husbands who enjoy dark humor and skull graphics.
  • Father's Day gifts, or everyday surprises.
  • Casual wear, parties, or edgy weekend looks.
  • Fans of sarcastic novelty shirts with bold attitude.

Why you’ll love it

  • Makes an instant statement with a memorable design.
  • Easy-to-wear everyday graphic shirt with standout style.
  • Great conversation starter and unique gift idea.
  • Fits trending sarcastic humor and warning motif searches.

Product Features:

Product Features

  • 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
  • Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
  • Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
  • High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
  • Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

EU Representative

HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Product Information

  • Model: Gildan 5000
  • 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
  • Country of origin: Nicaragua
  • Intended for adults

Care & Safety Notes

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

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