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I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't T-Shirt – Red Warning Skull Tee

I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't T-Shirt – Red Warning Skull Tee

Regular price $31.99 USD
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Product Description:

This striking graphic tee declares "I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't" around a red hazard triangle enclosing a skull with a yellow bow for a sassy, dangerous twist on couple humor. As a sarcastic husband shirt or novelty skull tee, it delivers edgy wit on a comfortable t-shirt base.

Perfect for

  • Sarcastic guys who dig skull and hazard themes.
  • Father's Day, or birthday gifts for husbands.
  • Concerts, casual Fridays, or humorous outings.
  • Lovers of dark humor graphic apparel.

Why you’ll love it

  • Commands attention with its fierce warning aesthetic.
  • Perfect blend of comfort and provocative style daily.
  • Unique gift that sparks smiles and stories.
  • Aligns with popular sarcastic novelty trends.

Product Features:

Product Features

  • 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
  • Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
  • Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
  • High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
  • Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

EU Representative

HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Product Information

  • Model: Gildan 5000
  • 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
  • Country of origin: Nicaragua
  • Intended for adults

Care & Safety Notes

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

Size Guide:

Apparel

Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.

Unitinches T-Shirt 8 sizes
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Widthacross the chest, flat 18.0 20.0 22.0 24.0 26.0 28.0 30.0 32.0
Lengthshoulder to hem 28.0 29.0 30.0 31.0 32.0 33.0 34.0 35.0
Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end 15.1 16.5 18.0 19.5 21.0 22.4 23.7 25.0
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