I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't Don't Touch T-Shirt – Sarcastic Men Graphic Tee
I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't Don't Touch T-Shirt – Sarcastic Men Graphic Tee
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Product Description:
This hilarious graphic tee warns "I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't Don't Touch" with bold yellow caution tape crossing over the text and fiery red accents for a high-energy, danger-themed punchline. Crafted as a sarcastic husband shirt or novelty warning tee, it nails the funny marital humor vibe on a versatile t-shirt.
Perfect for
- Husbands with irreverent, sarcastic humor.
- Father's Day gifts, Christmas surprises, or spouse treats.
- Parties, workouts, or everyday edgy casual wear.
- Fans of graphic tees with warning motifs.
Why you’ll love it
- Instant icebreaker with its cheeky caution message.
- Stylish statement shirt for varied occasions.
- Unique novelty piece that amps up your wardrobe.
- Hits trending sarcastic trends with flair.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
