I'm Not Retired Grandpa, I'm a Professional — Funny Canvas Wall Art

$39.99 USD

~~$49.99 USD~~ $39.99 USD

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Size 9" x 12" (Vertical) 11″ x 14″ (Vertical) 16" x 20" (Vertical) 18″ x 24″ (Vertical) 24" x 36" (Vertical) 40" x 60" (Vertical)

Depth 1.25"

Product Description:

This bold canvas wall art features the phrase “I’m Not Retired Grandpa I’m a Professional” in a circular badge design with stars on a dark background. It is a funny grandpa canvas that blends vintage‑style typography with a confident statement, perfect for showing off a grandfather’s pride. Hang this graphic print in a man cave, office, or living room to highlight your favorite professional grandpa.

Perfect for grandpas who love humor, retirement jokes, and proud grandparent style. Great as a Father’s Day gift for grandpa, Holidays gift, or retirement gift that celebrates his new “full‑time” role. Also ideal from grandkids and family members looking for a playful grandpa wall decor piece.

Why you’ll love it

Humorous statement wall art that makes grandpa smile every time he sees his new “professional” title.
Classic badge‑style canvas print with neutral tones that fits easily into offices, dens, and man caves.
A unique gift idea for proud grandfathers that works as everyday decor and a fun conversation starter

Product Features:

Product Features

Greenguard Gold certified latex inks for vivid, non-toxic color
Unique JONDO coating enhances image sharpness and color fidelity
Stretched on radiata pine frames sourced from FSC-certified renewable forests
Soft rubber dots on the back corners for wall protection
Hanging hardware included for a stable and secure display
Available in multiple orientations and up to 60 sizes (size tolerance: +/- 1/8”)

Care Instructions

Wipe gently with a clean, damp cloth
Avoid abrasive cleaning tools
Do not use harsh chemicals

Product Safety & EU Compliance:

EU Representative

HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Product Information

Generic brand
2-year warranty in EU & Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care & Safety Notes

Wipe gently with a clean
Damp cloth

Size Guide:

Canvas Prints

All measurements are product dimensions. Depth is a consistent 1.25″ on every size. Scroll sideways → the orientation label and dimensions stay pinned.

Unitinches	Horizontal25 sizes																									Vertical25 sizes																									Square10 sizes
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Widthleft ↔ right	10.00	12.00	14.00	16.00	18.00	20.00	20.00	24.00	24.00	24.00	30.00	30.00	30.00	32.00	36.00	36.00	40.00	40.00	48.00	48.00	48.00	48.00	60.00	60.00	60.00	8.00	9.00	10.00	11.00	12.00	12.00	12.00	15.00	16.00	16.00	16.00	18.00	20.00	20.00	20.00	20.00	24.00	24.00	24.00	24.00	30.00	30.00	32.00	36.00	40.00	6.00	10.00	12.00	14.00	16.00	20.00	24.00	30.00	32.00	36.00
Heighttop ↕ bottom	8.00	9.00	11.00	12.00	12.00	10.00	16.00	16.00	18.00	20.00	15.00	20.00	24.00	24.00	12.00	24.00	20.00	30.00	16.00	24.00	32.00	36.00	20.00	30.00	40.00	10.00	12.00	20.00	14.00	16.00	18.00	36.00	30.00	20.00	24.00	48.00	24.00	24.00	30.00	40.00	60.00	30.00	32.00	36.00	48.00	40.00	60.00	48.00	48.00	60.00	6.00	10.00	12.00	14.00	16.00	20.00	24.00	30.00	32.00	36.00