Procrastination University Unisex Sweatshirt – Funny Lazy Humor Crewneck
Procrastination University Unisex Sweatshirt – Funny Lazy Humor Crewneck
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Product Description:
Welcome to Procrastination University, where deadlines are optional and naps are mandatory. This unisex sweatshirt features a detailed collegiate-style crest design showcasing universally relatable procrastination icons—sleepy animals, alarms stuck in limbo, and classic distractions—perfectly capturing the humor of putting things off.
Printed on the Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, this design benefits from a smooth, durable fabric surface that keeps the artwork crisp and vibrant. The balanced color palette and badge-style layout give it a vintage academic feel while delivering modern humor that students, remote workers, creatives, and chronic procrastinators instantly recognize.
Ideal for fans of funny college humor, lazy aesthetic clothing, procrastination jokes, relatable graphic sweatshirts, and cozy everyday wear, this sweatshirt makes a standout gift or personal favorite. Comfortable, expressive, and unapologetically lazy—because productivity can wait.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with reinforced double-needle stitching to maintain shape
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing and optional embroidery placements on chest or wrists
- Made with ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meets global safety and compliance standards
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 18000
- 2-year warranty in EU & Northern Ireland (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Intended for adults
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | Sweatshirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 | 34.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 27.0 | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcenter back to cuff | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
