I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad-a-Base — Funny Father's Day T-Shirt
I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad-a-Base — Funny Father's Day T-Shirt
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Product Description:
This design reads "I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad‑a‑Base" in bold red block lettering, paired with minimalist line-art icons of vintage floppy disks and storage units. The clever double-meaning wordplay combines nostalgic 90s tech references with modern storage humor, creating an instant laugh for anyone who remembers the floppy disk era.
The retro tech aesthetic features crisp, clean typography that makes the joke instantly readable while the iconic imagery adds visual impact that stands out in casual photos and social media posts. The minimalist design pairs perfectly with jeans, shorts, sneakers, and casual weekend wear.
Perfect For:
Programmers, software engineers, and IT professionals who appreciate geeky tech humor and vintage computer references. Computer science students, web developers, and anyone nostalgic for the floppy disk era who wants to rock a conversation-starter tee. This design works brilliantly for tech industry meetups, casual workplace wear, gaming groups, and gift-giving to the IT nerd in your life who gets the joke instantly.
Why You'll Love It:
High-contrast red and white design that pops from any distance while remaining wearable with nearly any outfit. The retro tech aesthetic taps into millennial and Gen X nostalgia, making it a timeless funny t-shirt that gets laughs every time. Perfect for showing off your geeky personality—whether you work in tech or just appreciate computing history and retro humor—this shirt becomes an instant icebreaker and wardrobe staple for casual, comfortable everyday wear.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
