I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-A-Base T‑Shirt – Funny Retro Pun Design Gift for Dads

This design reads "I KEEP ALL MY DAD JOKES IN A DAD-A-BASE" in clean white block lettering on a dark background, complete with a retro floppy disk icon that cleverly ties the tech pun to classic dad humor. The wordplay combines "database" with "dad" to create the ultimate joke-telling punchline, turning every groan-worthy dad joke into a bold graphic statement that resonates with fathers everywhere.

The minimalist, retro aesthetic keeps all focus on the clever double-meaning while the iconic floppy disk imagery adds nostalgic appeal that connects 90s tech culture with timeless dad humor. The bold typography pairs perfectly with jeans, shorts, casual jackets, and everyday wear, making it an instant conversation starter at family gatherings, barbecues, and casual hangouts.

Perfect For:

Dads and fathers who proudly own their terrible jokes and want to celebrate their dad humor legacy. Perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, family reunions, and workplace casual days where your sense of humor speaks louder than words. Computer professionals, software engineers, and database administrators who appreciate both tech jokes and dad humor will absolutely love this design. Anyone nostalgic for the floppy disk era seeking a funny t-shirt that gets laughs at every gathering.

Why You'll Love It:

High-contrast white and black design that looks sharp from any distance while remaining versatile with virtually any casual outfit. The retro floppy disk icon combined with classic dad humor creates a timeless, wearable design that stays funny year after year. This comfortable, quality tee becomes your go-to choice for showing off your personality—whether you're a serial dad-jokester, a tech enthusiast, or someone who appreciates clever wordplay in casual, wearable form.