Opossum Skiing Graphic T-Shirt - "Born to Dilly Dally, Forced to Downhill" Funny Winter Tee
Opossum Skiing Graphic T-Shirt - "Born to Dilly Dally, Forced to Downhill" Funny Winter Tee
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Product Description:
Capture the essence of reluctant adventure with our "Born to Dilly Dally, Forced to Downhill" graphic tee. This hilarious design features a wide-eyed opossum wearing a business tie, awkwardly navigating a pair of skis while clutching a ski pole. It’s the perfect anthem for anyone who prefers the lodge over the lift.
The illustration combines a vintage, hand-drawn style with a touch of corporate absurdity. The muted color palette of brown, green, and grey gives it a classic, retro feel, while the bold, arched text delivers a relatable punchline. It’s a standout piece that balances humor with unique artistic flair.
Whether you're a reluctant skier, a lover of weird animal art, or just someone who excels at procrastination, this shirt is for you. It makes a fantastic gift for the "indoor cat" in your life who occasionally braves the outdoors. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
