Knower of Stuff Fixer of Things — Funny Bold Text Dad T-Shirt
Knower of Stuff Fixer of Things — Funny Bold Text Dad T-Shirt
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Product Description:
This design reads “KNOWER OF STUFF FIXER OF THINGS” in large distressed white block lettering on a dark background, creating a bold, high-contrast look that instantly grabs attention. The rugged, weathered text effect gives it a hardworking, blue-collar vibe that fits perfectly for dads, mechanics, DIY lovers, and anyone who is always the one people call to answer questions and fix problems.
The simple typography layout keeps the message clear and easy to read from a distance, making it ideal for everyday wear, social media photos, and casual outings. This funny slogan tee pairs effortlessly with jeans, work pants, or shorts, and works year-round as a go-to casual graphic t-shirt.
Perfect For
- Dads, husbands, grandpas, and handymen who are the family “problem solver” and love a bit of sarcastic humor in their wardrobe.
- Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion when you want a funny gift for a fixer, mechanic, engineer, technician, or DIY enthusiast.
Why You’ll Love It
- Big bold distressed lettering that stands out, photographs well, and matches easily with everyday casual outfits for work, home, or the workshop.
- A timeless funny slogan that never goes out of style, making this tee a reliable favorite for weekend projects, garage time, family gatherings, and relaxed office dress codes
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
