Rage Consumes Me T-Shirt – Retro Sloth Sarcastic Graphic Tee
Rage Consumes Me T-Shirt – Retro Sloth Sarcastic Graphic Tee
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Product Description:
Embrace your inner slow-motion fury with this hilariously relatable graphic design. Featuring a blissfully sleeping sloth nestled among tropical hibiscus and bird of paradise flowers, the retro aesthetic is perfectly juxtaposed with the bold statement "Rage Consumes Me." This vintage-inspired illustration uses a muted, earth-toned palette that makes it a standout piece for fans of sarcastic animal shirts and ironic humor apparel.
This tee is the ultimate uniform for the introverted overthinker or the friend who is "tired" but actually teeming with unspoken sass. It is a perfect funny gift for sloth lovers who prefer napping over confrontation, making it an ideal choice for casual hangouts, cozy weekend lounging, or making a silent statement at the office.
- You will love how this design serves as an instant conversation starter while maintaining a laid-back vibe. The high-quality print captures every detail of the sloth’s serene face and the intricate floral work, ensuring it remains a staple in your wardrobe. Easy to style with jeans or layers, it offers that perfect blend of quirky personality and everyday comfort.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
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3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
