I Have Selective Hearing Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Retro Tee
I Have Selective Hearing Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Retro Tee
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Product Description:
Say what you mean and mean what you say with this bold retro graphic tee featuring the savage quote "I Have Selective Hearing, You Weren't Selected Today... Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either." The groovy bubble-letter typography in warm orange, yellow, and cream tones brings a nostalgic 70s vibe, while the sharp, layered sarcasm delivers maximum comedic punch. This is the ultimate funny quote shirt for anyone who owns their bluntness with style.
Perfect for casual outings, sarcastic gift exchanges, work-from-home days, or anyone who loves a good dry-humor one-liner, this tee brings personality to every outfit. The rich black background makes the retro color palette pop, giving it a bold, eye-catching look that works for both men and women. It's an easy way to make people laugh before you even say a word.
Why you'll love it: the extended punchline format sets this design apart from typical one-line sarcastic tees, giving it double the comedic value. Soft, breathable fabric keeps it comfortable for all-day wear, whether you're running errands, hanging with friends, or gifting it to your most savage friend.
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Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular-knit construction to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Ribbed seamless collar + tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on front, sleeves, or inner neck
- Made from ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified US cotton
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
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3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Model: Gildan 5000
- 2-year EU & Northern Ireland warranty (Directive 1999/44/EC)
- Country of origin: Nicaragua
- Intended for adults
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Size Guide:
Apparel
Sleeve length is measured from the center of the collar, across the shoulder, to the end of the sleeve. Width is across the chest and length runs from the shoulder to the hem. Sizes may vary by ±1.5 in due to manufacturing tolerances.
| Unitinches | T-Shirt 8 sizes | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Widthacross the chest, flat | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Lengthshoulder to hem | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve lengthcollar to sleeve end | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
