TOO COOL TO FUNCTION – Minimalist Sarcastic Bucket Hat
TOO COOL TO FUNCTION – Minimalist Sarcastic Bucket Hat
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Product Description:
“Too Cool To Function” brings clean sarcasm to a bold minimalist design. This bucket hat features a centered, cream-toned text layout that keeps the message clear and effortlessly stylish. The typography is modern and compact, creating a balanced front design that pairs perfectly with casual, streetwear, and everyday outfits.
Ideal for anyone whose vibe is permanently set to low effort, high attitude. The subtle humor makes it a standout accessory without being loud—perfect for introverts, aesthetic lovers, and anyone who proudly embraces their “I’m here, but barely functioning” mood.
A simple, sharp, and wearable design that adds personality to any look.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% polyester construction for strength and easy-care
- Choose between two stitching color options for subtle contrast
- Available in three sizes to help achieve a better fit
- Decorative stitching on top and brim for added texture
- Sewn-in label and made in USA for quality assurance
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Dry flat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Generic brand
- 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Dry flat
- Iron
- steam or dry: low heat
- Dry-clean
Size Guide:
Headwear
Pick your size by head circumference. All measurements are product dimensions — switch between inches and centimeters.
| Unitinches | Bucket Hat 3 sizes | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | Medium | Large | |
| Crown heightdome depth | 3.35 | 3.35 | 3.35 |
| Brim widthbrim reach | 2.17 | 2.17 | 2.17 |
| Head circumferencearound the head | 19.69 | 21.02 | 24.72 |
| Outer brim circumferencearound the brim edge | 30.91 | 33.19 | 35.24 |
