TOO TIRED TO FUNCTION – Minimalist Sarcastic Bucket Hat
TOO TIRED TO FUNCTION – Minimalist Sarcastic Bucket Hat
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Product Description:
Meet the bucket hat for the permanently exhausted. The “Too Tired To Function” design is a clean, minimalist text graphic printed in crisp white on the front panel. Its simple typography delivers the perfect dose of sarcasm without trying too hard—exactly the energy level you have left.
This design is made for anyone who runs on low battery, caffeine, and questionable life choices. Whether you’re commuting, avoiding responsibilities, or just trying to survive the day, this hat says everything so you don’t have to.
Perfect for:
- Exhausted adults & overworked millennials
- Introverts with zero energy for small talk
- Fans of dry humor and minimalist streetwear
- Everyday outfits that need a sarcastic twist
Add this TEEZOCA original to your collection and embrace the vibe: functioning is optional.
Product Features:
Product Features
Product Features
- 100% polyester construction for strength and easy-care
- Choose between two stitching color options for subtle contrast
- Available in three sizes to help achieve a better fit
- Decorative stitching on top and brim for added texture
- Sewn-in label and made in USA for quality assurance
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Dry flat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Dry-clean
Product Safety & EU Compliance:
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com
3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product Information
Product Information
- Generic brand
- 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care & Safety Notes
Care & Safety Notes
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Dry flat
- Iron
- steam or dry: low heat
- Dry-clean
Size Guide:
| Small | Medium | Large | |
| Crown height, in | 3.35 | 3.35 | 3.35 |
| Brim width, in | 2.17 | 2.17 | 2.17 |
| Head circumference, in | 19.69 | 21.02 | 24.72 |
| Outer brim circumference, in | 30.91 | 33.19 | 35.24 |
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